Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.

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sillyunicorntime:

you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at

literary nuts can read trashy romance novels

adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books

christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism

mother of four can read a self-help book on spicing up her sex life

divorced cop can read a book about sexuality

no one gets to judge and no one gets to say anything about it - that is sacred fuckin territory and as long as you aren’t ripping out pages and stuffing them in your pants, you can look at any kind of book you want

even twilight

holy shit yes

even if you see a teenage girl tearing up as she nears the end of breaking dawn YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF

SYLVIA PLATH DIED FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARD

HATE THE BOOK NOT THE READER

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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking

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thelordofthebutts:

i’m a d-list blogger trying to fit in with the a-list crowd

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